Because Dortmund are really going to do that.
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
Theres something oddly heartbreaking watching your parents leave for holiday seems my mum feels the same about me as she starts crying.
3 weeks of being on my own and the paranoia that comes with it..