- Me: Fuck, sent a guy to the wrong place.
- Emmanuel: Was he a important guy?
- Me: No idea, probably.
- Emmanuel: Just give him a condom
- Me: Oh I'm sure that'll work. "Here accept this condom as a gesture of solidarity and atonement for my mistake.
- Both: *loses it*
Lewandowski’s 2nd goal for Bayern Munich in friendly against VfL Wolfsburg
Robert Lewandowski after the Telekom Cup 2014 Finale match between FC Bayern Muenchen and Borussia Monchengladbach at Imtech Arena on July 27, 2014 in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Oliver Hardt/Bongarts/Getty Images)